Peter and Meg are
playing golf with Professor Honeydoodle. Chris is at home beating the
Evil Monkey with a shoe horn
Chris: (laughs) Im
beating the monkey. (Looks stunned) I dont get it.
(Continues to beat of
the evil monkey)
(Lois and Stewie are in
the living room. Lois is reading a magazine, and Stewie is watching
television. The screen shows us what Stewie is watching. He is
watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire)
Regis: For one million
dollars, what is you? Is it a) me b) you c) them or d) us
Contestant: Umm let
me see here. Im from Canada, so you is me. Final answer.
Regis: Oh Im so
sorry. The correct answer is true.
(Leaves television, and
shows Lois putting her magazine down on the table)
Stewie: Hey, hey you.
Woman. I demand that you change my diaper right away. Its like
Willy Wonkas Chocolate factory down there.